What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:24
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.